Dirty Joke …… the dialogue
I love a good joke
Me too
What is a dirty joke??
It has to do with sex ….. people think that sex is dirty
No……
Yeah they do
Nahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
You mean unwashed??
NO!!!! something to be hidden or to be ashamed of
Un-uh, you must be wrong !!!
Listen, I’m tellin’ you, they think that sex is dirty
You mean like making love in the
mud???
NO, like it is OK to make babies
Yeah …
But don’t talk about how it happens, ‘cause sex is dirty
What if I say “I love you”??
That’s good
But making love??
That’s dirty
But, ……what about touchin’ and
feelin’ and huggin’ and kissin’?
Dirty
What about spontaneous hormone
explosion??
Big time dirty!!!
What about intimacy??
Intimacy is good!!!
So then, since sex is intimate,
sex is good
Wrong, sex is dirty
Suppose it is something that two
people share?
It’s dirty
What about using it in
advertising??
It’s good because it sells things ….. but it’s still dirty
What about President Clinton??
Don’t
go there!!
What about
looking??
Looking is OK, thinking and doing is dirty
This is a
joke, right???
NO
This is a
trick … right?
NO
Are you sure
that this is not a dirty trick
Well ….. maybe someone played a dirty trick
on people
Yeah, they
sure did play a dirty trick on people
Yeah, they sure did
Oh well, I’m going home and love
my honey bunny
Bye Peter
©
2001 Jerome M. Waler